Armie Hammer says he wanted to see what it was like to hook up with someone off Grindr, so he decided to hook up with a dude. However when he couldn't get an erection, he opted to abort mission on his gay experiment.
via: Daily Mail
The 38-year-old actor - whose mother Dru insisted her son did not rape or eat anyone - was joined on his Armie HammerTime podcast by actress and mental health coach Dani Druz on this week's episode.
Druz said when she first got to Los Angeles from New York City, just to 'get a baseline,'she told everyone that she was a lesbian.
The experiment didn't last too long for Druz, with Hammer opening up about his brief trysts with other men.
'I tried hooking up with a dude one time uh and it was it was it was hilarious 'cause I was like you know what like women are the worst like gay dudes seem to have it so easy,' Hammer began.
He added that he was on Grindr at one point, and one time, 'I'm at a restaurant my phone blows up and it's like Grindr and like someone else is like I'm at the same restaurant do you want a b*****b in the bathroom and you're like hey guys I'll be back in five minutes.'
'You get up and you go to the bathroom you get a b*****b, you come back and you're like what was that I don't know some guy just sucked my d*** it's like who it's like oh I don't know I didn't get his name. Anyway what what did you order?'
Hammer continued, 'I was like you know what, I'm gonna give this a try yeah like like maybe this actually works for me let's give a try.
'I remember I met this dude, handsome French you know the whole thing I was like okay this could work, this could work let's try this,' he said.
'I remember I started making out with them and I just remember being like God beards, like women like it when you shave like this thing is f***ing rough like how do I get in there?' he recalled.
'I remember I put my arms around him and I was like oh my God and these shoulders are so wide he's so big like he's almost my height, like this is so strange and it did physically for absolutely nothing. Nothing, like didn't like not even a twitch,' he admitted.
'I was just like okay and then I remember like we were like making out and it was kind of like getting hotter and heavier but I was like going through the motions like not feeling anything and then he like reached for my d*** and I was like you're not going to touch my flacid p***s, like this is not going to happen I'm sorry,' he said as he stopped the encounter.
He didn't specify when this encounter happened, though The Social Network star did make headlines when he shut down Louis Theroux about his cannibalism claims.
When asked directly if he was a cannibal, Hammer said, 'You know what you have to do to actually be a cannibal? You have to actually eat human flesh. So no.'
He also denied that he ate an entire animal heart, stating, 'You take a bite out of the heart, and you’ve got all your buddies around you, they’re goading you on … it’s sort of like an almost overly charged male rite of passage when you go hunting for your first time. Everyone that I know who went hunting for their first time had to do something similar.'
The actor also denied that his behaviour was criminal, stating, 'I left a lot of people in that wake very angry at me for my behavior, a**hole behavior.'
'There’s no way around that … Does it make me a d**k? Absolutely. Like, I, I have no problem admitting that. I was a d**k. That’s not illegal,' he admitted.
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